Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
Simon and I failed to remain sober while waiting for you to turn up…	Lots of food shopping… I'm going to cook you dinner!	I cook you a meal. Simon spoils it. David calls about parcels and babies!
Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
Dressing up for Sophie and you. David's parcels arrive.	Sophie ruins my big night out. The outfit worked though, yes?	Bloody burglars!? Budgie on the loose... What will David say?!

Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
You scare me in the bathroom with your creepy phone message…	Shopping frenzy!! More calls from David about babies…	Simon is very stupid. You don't believe him, do you?

Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
IMAGE DELETED, BY ORDER OF XPT.	Caroline is away. Normal service will resume shortly.	I bring you gifts from Paris. David brings weird stuff from Africa.

Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
David irons pants and eats pizza. I'm on the 'formula'.	I succumb to temptation. David gets cross.	Bedtime reading interrupted by David and his ****ing tankard!

Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
Fight! Oh God! What have I done?	Image not available: XPT operatives at work.	THE CHOCOLATES MAY BE <OF USE>

Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000	Mon, Jul 10, 2000
THE PHYSICAL TESTS ARE HELPING CAROLINE TO EVOLVE	I AM READY TO GIVE YOU DETAILS OF THE FORMULA	BEWARE! AN XPT GIFT IS NOT ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS

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